The Tale of the Odd Valentine The Jelly Chia flipped the note in his gelatinous paws, his thoughts in turmoil. He had read it hundreds of times now, but the concept of a 'valentine' eluded him.
Surviving the Season: Anti-Valentine's Gifts Unless you have booked a solitary cave in advance, you will no doubt be expected (and forced) to partake in this sickening holiday by your neofamily.